The most awesome trailer you’ll see all year. Until Warner Bros. gets it banished.
Gods Walk Among Us
This happened a while back, but this video went viral when Dan tried to stem the tide of gay kids killing themselves. He’s done a wonderful thing:
Sony’s version of Google TV is making the rounds this week, and alpha geek John Gruber at Daring Fireball has unearthed an old Onion video that explains the new product. Don’t worry if you have no fucking clue what this is about. That’s the point.
Stinque Workplace Advisory: We recommend you crank the audio to 11.
Used to be able to get thru the first Goldberg Variation … not so much anymore. Gould’s 1981 taping of the Goldberg Variations is still the most staggeringly impressive thing I’ve ever seen done on a keyboard. And he was using a beat-up Yamaha concert grand (instead of his usual Steinway).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxMYIH2z2BA
Our afternoon guest dance instructor is Spike.
I really need Justin Bieber to watch this. I know if he sees it he will help me get discovered so I can make a difference. If you do this entire dance YOU WILL IMPROVE YOUR FITNESS! Thanks to all my fans out there and sorry that Sheryll wouldn’t cooperate with me. She has a mind of her own.
-Love, Spike
[Eyeball-searing tip via karen marie]
“If you think it’s a joke, why don’t you poke yourself with your newly sharpened pencil? Or better yet, don’t — because it’ll really hurt. In fact, every pencil David Rees sharpens is shipped with a signed and dated certificate authenticating that it is now a dangerous object.”
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