Harmonic Tremors


Our afternoon guest dance instructor is Spike.

I really need Justin Bieber to watch this. I know if he sees it he will help me get discovered so I can make a difference. If you do this entire dance YOU WILL IMPROVE YOUR FITNESS! Thanks to all my fans out there and sorry that Sheryll wouldn’t cooperate with me. She has a mind of her own.

-Love, Spike

[Eyeball-searing tip via karen marie]

Ow, my brainmeats! My precious, precious brainmeats!

See, Ian, this is instructive. This kid has a tongue thrust (“thankth”, “pasth it on”) as opposed to the classic lisp (“thanksssss”).

When reading someone for filth or demonstrating cattiness, it is considered the style to lisp, not thrust the tongue. You see how absurd a tongue thrust sounds?

Tomorrow, lessons in athletic socks and which style lube should be used for which activity.

I think he’s missing the part where he stuffs his face while doing this dance.

1) Theryl is thuch a bithch.

2) O.M.F.G.–he did the worm!

c) I’m gonna practith thethe moves right now!

The video syncs up perfectly with Rhythm Nation.

Coincidence? I think not.

And it goes without saying of course, but I’d hit it.

Elsewhere in Blogfilltopia, David Thorne, better known as 27b/6, has posted a mock interview with Oprah, the main interest of which is knowing what David Thorne sounds like.

Hint: Australian.

My favorite part is when he was flicking the light switch off and on for the strobe effect.

Dear FSM, I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. I came close to peeing myself I was laughing so much. Thank you Karen Marie and Nojo for making my day.

@SanFranLefty: That’s the part that caused Unseemly Barking at the Stinque Remote Office. I apologize to my fellow patrons.

I’m glad you kids are enjoying Spike’s videos — you did watch all three, right?

But credit should go where it’s due — Tengrain @ Mock, Paper, Scissors put it out there for me to find.

@karen marie: Three??? There are three of these? I need to close the door and put down all beverages if the other two are like this one.

I think Nojo will need to be doing some updating to this post…

@SanFranLefty: Yeah, I left separate links to all three in that earlier thread, but I’m bookmarking Spike’s channel.

Have you all “friended” Spike on Faithbook yet?

Under “interests” Spike lists only “Justin Timberlake.”

@SanFranLefty: Well, I picked the cream o’ the crop — that manual strobe! — but I reserve the right to blogfill the others as needed. Or even explore his Facebook.

(Note to copy editors: “Facebook” is no longer a qualifier for “page”.)

@karen marie: Okay, the first thing that popped into my head when I saw his profile pic on FB of him and the little doggie was the line from Silence of the Lambs that gives me chills:


You people are such h8terz. My heart goes out to Cheryl. That is just about the most awesome name for a dog ever (before this it was Bunty). I’m going to call all by dogs Cheryl from now on. “Cheryl! Thith ith my time!”

Mad props to KM. We caught this on the early shift before the left coast came on line.

Doesn’t he realize his kids will see this? Well, if he can find a woman to sleep with him after making the video.

@blogenfreude: I really think there’s very, very little chance of reproduction, for which we can all be grateful.
So does he live in his parents’ attic instead of their basement? I’m going by the sloped ceilings here.

@Tommmcatt Cannot Be Arsed To Think About Sharon Angle: I was impressed with his color coordination.

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess his favorite color — blue?

As before noted: home-schooled gays. They’re doin it wrong.

@Mistress Cynica: His FB profile notes that he lives in the attic, was homeschooled, and works the night shift at Target. Even though Target hates the gheyz, at least Target has cuter clothes and better designed housewares than SprawlMart.

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