General Disarray

People who get California IOUs	People California pays in cash
Grants to aged, blind or disabled persons	University of California
People needing temporary assistance for basic family needs	Public Employees’ Retirement System
People in drug prevention, treatment, and recovery services	Legislators, legislative employees, and appointees
Persons with developmental disablities	Judges
People in mental health treatment	Department of Corrections
Small Business Vendors	Health Care Services payments to Institutional Providers

Steve in Manhattan
2:00 pm • Friday • July 3, 2009
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General Disarray

Sanford’s Poon Tango One of Vast Harem to Sate Priapismic Governor’s Raging Carnal Hunger for Illicit Pestorking

Governor Fuckface and His Victims Poontang-crazed family-values GOP icon and South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has been on a pestorking rampage for who knows how long, trashing his wife and kids like the wanton, diabolical Republican reptile he is, no doubt regaling his harem with stories about his wife’s sexual incompetence and praising their expert service in satisfying his most savage, monstrous GOP lusts.

The only reason that Sanford even did his confessional freakout is because The State newspaper editor called his bestest buddy and former chief of staff Tom Davis and told him, hey, we got the dope on the Argentinean poon tango and the phones are ringing off the hook here with tales of a lawless, relentless pestork-o-rama from women from all over – three and counting.

FlyingChainSaw
3:01 pm • Tuesday • June 30, 2009
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General Disarray

March of Freedom Continues in Iran

ahmadinejad Well, it turns out there were mistakes made in the vote tally from Iran, and the Guardian Council is finally ready to admit it. In case you weren’t ready to acknowledge that Iran is fucking absurd, to the point of making Floridian Democracy look like a realization of Utopian ideals, Enduring America, (through Sully), has posted this update from Iran: