Craigslist [via TPM]
Bartering is effective in many instances [Las Vegas Review-Journal]
NRSC: Dems ‘Try To Inject Farm Animals’ Into NV-SEN With Attacks On Lowden’s Chicken Comments [TPM]
From the Stinque Kitchen
Steve King (R-Infarction) plays to the home crowd: “The Humane Society of the United States… solicits money from well-intentioned but often uninformed animal lovers and uses these donations to lobby Congress for an anti-meat, anti-animal agriculture agenda. HSUS is run by vegetarians with an agenda whose goal is to take meat off everyone’s table in America.” [TPM]
1. What do you get when you cross the GOP faux-census fundraising mailer with the GOP faux-lesbian club scandal?
A GOP faux-census fundraising mailer with an 800 number to a phone-sex line offering “live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl who will do anything you want for just $2.99 per minute”!
2. What do you get when you cross Sarah Palin’s faux-guest Fox show with an RNC faux-guest fundraising event?
Sarah Palin demanding that she not be listed as a faux guest to the RNC fundraising event!
Thanks for playing GOP Meme Mash-Up!
New York may ban salt from restaurant food. We just need a flimsy excuse to run a teeny picture of the Star Trek Salt Monster. [MyFoxNY]
From the folks who brought you the Mormon stud calendar (now in its third edition), comes Hot Mormon Muffins:
The women featured in the calendar range in age from 26 to 53. Some have as many as four children. Several are stay-at-home moms, while others are students, real estate agents, cosmetologists and dance instructors. One is a former Miss Utah and another is a breast cancer survivor, according to biographies on the calendar Web site.
There’s also a series of cheesecake videos on their website, including tips on how to “Prepare Your Muffins for Latter-day Disasters” and “Resurrect Your Muffins”. We’d post one here, but the timing is, shall we say, a little flat.
Calendar pokes fun at Mormon mom stereotype [AP/AZcentral, via RML]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB6SsB4DgM
“Now Levi Johnston does it with protection.” What this has to do with pistachios, we don’t know. Nor do we care.
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