Levi Licks His Nuts

It would be a lot more controversial if Lurch shoved the nuts up his asshole and let Levy chew them out of it.

Nojo, that headline is a total cocktease and you know it.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Forever 13.

where is the link to buy?

I humbly offer my services to help Levi and his nutz.

@Original Andrew:

You’ve done that already. Repeatedly.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches:

Hey so how’d all go at work? I’ve been kinda overloaded myself so I missed your updates.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches:

Like learning a language, the key to unlocking Levi is repetition.

@Original Andrew:

They havn’t cut anyone yet, but we are hearing more solid rumblings. Word now is that the temps and contractors are about to be cut- which sucks for them, because the company isn’t all that great to them in the first place. We’ll know more in a few weeks- they have all quarter to make cuts now, but the rumor mill makes it impossible for them to plan anything and not have it get out.

I’m feeling safer, though.

@Original Andrew:

Or spreading Levi, I think, puts it a bit more succinctly.

Which, actually, would be a great title for his first Gay Porn Flick.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches:

Glad to hear you’re safe.

We just hired a new associate, so I’m gonna be training him for the next three to six months-ish. Hopefully that’ll mean no more late nights and weekends for me, and I’ll also maybe someday get to use the gazillion days off I’m owed.

What does this ad even mean?

(Other than chartreuse def is not Levi’s color.)

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Do contractors get unemployment, even?

Do you have a more informed idea than I of whats going on with NBC? Talk of it dying.

He just wants people to eat his nuts. What? What did I say?

I like him more than the Palins, this is a hard luck kid from podunk, lives in a redneck culture, mom’s a meth dealer, yeah, there was info that he was a redneck, sure, but he was also a noodlehead high school kid, he could come out of this OK. I like him.

@Promnight:

Sure, state unemployment. They get screwed every other way, though. No severance, if you can believe that. Plus they make about 2/3 of what we do to do the same job- their agency takes 1/3 of it. No benefits, no insurance unless the agency has it for them, and that is usually crap insurance. in other words, what the future looks like for everybody if the Republicans get back into power.

ADD: Heard nothing about NBC. I’ll ask around. Wouldn’t that be something, though- No NBC. Can you imagine?

@Promnight: New talk? Or just a rehash of Leno at 10? That was just to save them the expense of five hourlong dramas, although they probably have enough Dean Martin Roasts in the can to fill the strip.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: I just found out my new job would be a whole lot more secure – like, permanent career, no questions asked – if I were to volunteer for a full year of play in the Stans. This gives me pause…

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!: Would you get to pick your Stan?

@Promnight:
AND he is cute

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!: The Hundoo Kush is lovely this time of year. BTW, the standard issue cammo stands out like a flare in Talibanistan.

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!: Whoa.

ADD: Wish I knew how to help out the girls in Swat.

@JNOV: Michelle Rodriguez can take care of herself.

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!:

A full year of play in the Stans? I have no idea what that means, but it sounds sexy..

@Capt Howdy:

I’ll bet he looks great walking away….

@redmanlaw: Haha! She was kick ass on “Lost.”

@Dodgerblue: The most common thing I’ve heard in ten days are complaints about the ‘great sucking sound’ emanating from AFPAK, so Id be limited to one of two. Ma Nabisco and the Jrs wouldn’t be thrilled, and I remain convinced that there are other, underserved hellholes where I could do Good Work.