Play GOP Meme Mash-Up!

1. What do you get when you cross the GOP faux-census fundraising mailer with the GOP faux-lesbian club scandal?

A GOP faux-census fundraising mailer with an 800 number to a phone-sex line offering “live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl who will do anything you want for just $2.99 per minute”!

2. What do you get when you cross Sarah Palin’s faux-guest Fox show with an RNC faux-guest fundraising event?

Sarah Palin demanding that she not be listed as a faux guest to the RNC fundraising event!

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Heckva job, Brownie?

Okay. Okay. That’s a bad one.

@ManchuCandidate: Yeah.

It’s one of the eternal mysteries: how incompetent do you have to be for the Republicans to fire you?

Or, what fabulous dirt on whom does Mikey have that lets him keep his job?

Answer to 1) Very
Answer to 2) Something so awful it would make mortal folk vomit in disgust. I don’t know what could, but I’m sure that FlyingChainsaw could come up with stuff. Evil vile stuff. Can it get any worse than diapers?

@Pedonator: He was a fourth-choice compromise candidate to begin with, party factions can’t agree on a replacement, and nobody wants to change horses midstream in an election year.

Next January, when his term is up, is another matter.

He’s no Mike Lee. That’s for sure.

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