Play GOP Meme Mash-Up!

1. What do you get when you cross the GOP faux-census fundraising mailer with the GOP faux-lesbian club scandal?

A GOP faux-census fundraising mailer with an 800 number to a phone-sex line offering “live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl who will do anything you want for just $2.99 per minute”!

2. What do you get when you cross Sarah Palin’s faux-guest Fox show with an RNC faux-guest fundraising event?

Sarah Palin demanding that she not be listed as a faux guest to the RNC fundraising event!

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6 Comments

@Pedonator:
Heckva job, Brownie?

Okay. Okay. That’s a bad one.

@ManchuCandidate: Yeah.

It’s one of the eternal mysteries: how incompetent do you have to be for the Republicans to fire you?

Or, what fabulous dirt on whom does Mikey have that lets him keep his job?

@Pedonator:
Answer to 1) Very
Answer to 2) Something so awful it would make mortal folk vomit in disgust. I don’t know what could, but I’m sure that FlyingChainsaw could come up with stuff. Evil vile stuff. Can it get any worse than diapers?

@Pedonator: He was a fourth-choice compromise candidate to begin with, party factions can’t agree on a replacement, and nobody wants to change horses midstream in an election year.

Next January, when his term is up, is another matter.

He’s no Mike Lee. That’s for sure.

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