Because you need yet another cat video:
Drunk chick gets airborne at the airport:
When my liquor store is out of Stoli, I just get Ketel One, but not this crazy Russian woman. At the Delano’s at 27th & Geary:
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Yesterday it was twelve appalling cars, so today we’ll tackle the ten worst movies according to Salon. But there’s a problem – Heaven’s Gate isn’t on the list. Our favorite movie review of all time, by Joe Queenan (which was actually a review of The Hottie and the Nottie) should be required reading for whoever put this list together. A taste:
This brings me to my major point. To qualify as one of the worst films of all time, several strict requirements must be met. For starters, a truly awful movie must have started out with some expectation of not being awful. That is why making a horrific, cheapo motion picture that stars Hilton or Jessica Simpson is not really much of an accomplishment. Did anyone seriously expect a film called The Hottie and The Nottie not to suck? Two, an authentically bad movie has to be famous; it can’t simply be an obscure student film about a boy who eats live rodents to impress dead girls.
Speaks for itself …
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