This makes me smile:

Our guest columnist is not from Nigeria.

Subject: Content Proposal for

Hey there,

I have some content about 10 basement flooding disasters complete with photos. It’s something that you and your readers would love to see…

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“Meth-ring priest enjoyed cross dressing, ‘bizarre sex toys’ in his rectory.”

I see what they did there.

Was so looking forward to blowing up some near-earth-orbit asteroids

White House Response to Death Star Petition [Buzzfeed]

The U.S. Postal Service is vewy vewy sowwy it lost Season 8, disc 2 of House.

Nothing to worry about, just a piece of an iceberg the size of Manhattan breaking off an ice shelf:

Everyone who appears on Kevin Pollak’s Chat Show has to play The Larry King Game at the end of the show. You need: 1) a bad Larry King impression; 2) that TMI moment that Larry often provides; and 3) to go to the phones – it doesn’t hurt if the name of the city is funny. Here’s how it’s done well:

Here’s how it’s done poorly:

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