This makes me smile:

Our guest columnist is not from Nigeria.

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“Meth-ring priest enjoyed cross dressing, ‘bizarre sex toys’ in his rectory.”

I see what they did there.

Was so looking forward to blowing up some near-earth-orbit asteroids

White House Response to Death Star Petition [Buzzfeed]

The U.S. Postal Service is vewy vewy sowwy it lost Season 8, disc 2 of House.

Nothing to worry about, just a piece of an iceberg the size of Manhattan breaking off an ice shelf: