So just let me know if the new cat photos/videos get to be too much:
Steve in Manhattan
The grey one is Yoda (shelter name Prince). The black one is Vader (shelter name Muffin). Vader was one of a litter of three – he’s the only survivor. He would not eat six weeks ago, and a vet said he would die. Then he was put in with Yoda’s litter, and Yoda started to fuck around with him. He started eating, and now he’s here with us.
Why use a scalpel when you can use a machete?
“Oliver Burton’s dying wish was to visit Buckingham Palace and have afternoon tea with the Queen. Unfortunately, Her Royal Highness was unable to fit the 10-year-old into her busy schedule of waving at crowds from afar — so understudy Dame Helen Mirren stepped in to take her place. Oliver, who has Down’s syndrome, has been battling various forms of cancer almost his entire life, and was recently diagnosed with terminal spine and bone marrow cancer.” [Gawker]
And that part about the window seat? True. And the seats where those purged sat are quickly stripped of wrist rest mousepads, half-full bottles of Tums, and other goodies left behind.
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