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Title: “Happy, Happy, Happy: My Life and Legacy as the Duck Commander”
Author: Phil Robertson
Rank: 40
Blurb: “Phil’s is the remarkable story of one man who followed the call he received from God and soon after invented a duck call that would begin an incredible journey to the life he had always dreamed of for himself and his family.”
Review: “This is a wholesome family that others would do well to learn from!”
Bonus Review: “They do not condemn others, they lift everyone around them up.”
Customers Also Bought: “Duck Dynasty Redneck Wisdom Board Game”
Footnote: Setting aside that whole Evil Fags Happy Darkies Thing, our favorite moment of the whole hullabaloo was learning that A&E fakes the bleeps to spice up the show.
Happy, Happy, Happy [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]
Damn, Bugs was right. It is Duck Season.
As always, I rely on Colbert to tell me how to feel about this particular episode.
But what do the Palins and the Kardashians think of this swamp-thing, ZZ Top reject?
God @TheTweetOfGod 18 Dec
The Duck Dynasty guy who likened homosexuality to bestiality makes a living helping people trick ducks into thinking they want to fuck them.
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