We Had Her Pegged for a Taylor Swift Type

Dear Diary: OMG!!!! If I wasn't dead, I'd be TOTALLY into him.“Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” —Justin Bieber, signing the guestbook at the Anne Frank House. [WaPo]


@ManchuCandidate: My guess is she would have kicked him square in the vagina, then blogged about it.

@blogenfreude: That would be a public service. That kid needs a kick in the hooha.

His big regret is that he can’t travel back in time and perform a concert at Bergen-Belsen so the prisoners would have had one happy memory of the place before they died.

@Jesuswalksinidaho: We must stick with our “strengths,” of course. The Beeb knows how to stage concerns, although his prediction of their reaction is suspect.

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