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George Carlin on pets – gets real about 4 minutes in … audio NSFW:
and Part 2
And, he is missed.
TJ/ as much as I love George Carlin, I must jack this thread to tell you all what a sex machine Nojo is. God love you, Nojo, I know I promised not to tell anyone but it was just that good. Ask Dodger.
@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: What can I say? I’ve never been able to control myself in the presence of shitting elk.
@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: This explains the rosy glow when I came back from moving the car.
@Dodgerblue: Why is it that every outing in El Ay involves moving the car?
@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: You really are so damn adorable. Don’t listen to that hateful queen Benedick.
@Dodgerblue: That was the burn from my five-o-clock shadow. It happens with passion between men. Don’t make me explain further, it cheapens us both.
@SanFranLefty: He’s always been jealous of my girth. I suffer on, but still…
ALSO: Andrew may or may not have met a charming bartender. Maybe. Too drunk at this point to tell.
@Tommmcatt: He was an adorable muscle bear cub, wasn’t he? A cutie and a smartie: Fluent in French with an MBA from USC.
@¡Andrew!: USC? Not smart or cultured enough for you.
@SanFranLefty: Hey Lefty, call your boys and let them know the season started today, eh?
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