Me Apologize Long Time
Our guest columnist is Lisa Chan, who was last seen in Ersatz China, thanking America for tossing Michigan jobs over the Pacific.
I am deeply sorry for any pain that the character I portrayed brought to my communities. As a recent college grad who has spent time working to improve communities and empower those without a voice, this role is not in any way representative of who I am. It was absolutely a mistake on my part and one that, over time, I hope can be forgiven. I feel horrible about my participation and I am determined to resolve my actions.
Lisa Chan
CEO/ President, The Strive
Vice President, Sparxo Inc.
Lisa Chan [Facebook, via TPM]
I said it before, and I’ll say it again.
Polling hasn’t gone well for Peter Peter Mr Race Baiter since the “Me Rove You Rong Time” Ad.
Jesus! If every actor had to apologize for every stupid part they ever played, well… there’d be a lot less Chardonnay getting drunk, that’s for damn sure. Let’s hope at least it made her SAG eligible.
They should have just used Michelle Malkin.
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