Aunt Lisa?
Please Jeebus let this be real … a daughter responds to her asshole father:
What is that peachy colored thing on the bed?
She’s too old.
@Benedick: 15 year olds don’t look like 15 year olds now – witness Courtney Stodden. The lack of a southern accent is a clue but, on the other hand, what intelligent young person would want to sound like they were from a red state?
@DElurker: Mother’s little helper.
@DElurker: And the peach-colored thing on the bed was identified in the YouTube comments as a Rabbit vibrator.
“This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Valerie MacCabe.” And just that quickly, the rest of us are denied our moment of schadenfreude.
@blogenfreude: I know that’s true but she looks 30 (skin around the eyes). But I’m touched by your enthusiasm.
@blogenfreude: I’m sorry to trample on your dreams. But someone’s got to.
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