Aunt Lisa?
Please Jeebus let this be real … a daughter responds to her asshole father:
What is that peachy colored thing on the bed?
She’s too old.
@Benedick: 15 year olds don’t look like 15 year olds now – witness Courtney Stodden. The lack of a southern accent is a clue but, on the other hand, what intelligent young person would want to sound like they were from a red state?
@DElurker: Mother’s little helper.
@DElurker: And the peach-colored thing on the bed was identified in the YouTube comments as a Rabbit vibrator.
“This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Valerie MacCabe.” And just that quickly, the rest of us are denied our moment of schadenfreude.
@blogenfreude: I know that’s true but she looks 30 (skin around the eyes). But I’m touched by your enthusiasm.
@blogenfreude: I’m sorry to trample on your dreams. But someone’s got to.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.