Los Angeles Discovers Innovative Alternative to Bake Sales

“LA City firefighters are under investigation for allegedly taking part in porn movies on the job, Cpt. Jaime Moore of the Los Angeles Fire Department confirmed to NBC4 LA. This is the second city department this year where employees have been investigated for alleged involvement in porn movies while on duty.” [via TPM]
I never saw that episode of Emergency!
@ManchuCandidate: Emergency? Dude. Wow. Even I wouldn’t dare go there.
They’ve got big hoses.
That’s hot.
They spend most of their time sitting around waiting for the alarm to go off … as long as they pull out and suit up when the bell sounds, where’s the harm?
Oops, delete previous comment. Haven’t had my coffee yet, and failed to notice we’re talking firefighters, not cops.
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