One Dollar, One Vote

Our guest columnist is SarahPAC, which literally wants to know whether you are worthy of Sarah Palin.

September 20, 2011

Dear [Sucker],

As you may know, Gov. Palin is on the verge of making her decision of whether or not to run for office.

It’s one of the most difficult and important decisions of her life. And I want her to know that she has our support.

Gov. Palin is a proven leader. She’s a common-sense conservative who fights for the rights of Americans like you and me — not special interests or big corporations.

Meanwhile, Barack Obama’s presidency is a disaster. One in five working-age men are out of work. One in seven Americans are on food stamps. Thirty percent of our mortgages are under water. Parts of Michigan and California are suffering from unemployment numbers that are greater than during the depths of the Great Depression.

Someone must save our nation from this road to European Socialism. Do you think it should be Gov. Palin?

If so, can you send your best, one-time gift to SarahPAC today to help her elect more common-sense conservatives — and show her that we support her if she decides to run?

With time running out, thank you for your swift response.

Yours truly,

Tim Crawford
Treasurer, SarahPAC

SarahPAC: With time running out before Palin’s decision, send money [Des Moines Register, via TPM]


3:45 pm • Thursday • September 22, 2011

The US America equivalent of email scams from Nigeria.

3:48 pm • Thursday • September 22, 2011

How much should Stinque send as a group? Pure entertainment…

3:55 pm • Thursday • September 22, 2011

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Pennies? Box tops?

ADD: Request from the Make-a-Wish Foundation?

4:36 pm • Thursday • September 22, 2011

And, Thaddeus McCotter drops out of the race.

Who? That’s the point.

5:10 pm • Thursday • September 22, 2011

Did ya’ll see that HP has hired Ben Franklin eMeg as their new CEO??!! Brilliant! When in doubt (corporate death spiral), bring in some megalomaniac who blew over $140 million on her last project. AHAHAHAHAH!

HP’s beleagured shareholders and (few remaining) demoralized employees are celebrating the occasion by sucking down Jim Jones’ Original Flavor Aid cocktails.

5:11 pm • Thursday • September 22, 2011

And I liked HP.

5:19 pm • Thursday • September 22, 2011

“thank you for your swift response.”

Quite frankly, I can’t think of many things *less* “swift” than sending money to SarahPAC. Even wiping your ass with it would be better…

5:33 pm • Thursday • September 22, 2011

@ManchuCandidate: I hope her new admin can return a punch.

5:59 pm • Thursday • September 22, 2011

@nojo: Ameros.

6:14 pm • Thursday • September 22, 2011

Monopoly money.

8:20 pm • Thursday • September 22, 2011

Oh, for some European Socialism right now. Please. Especially the guaranteed medical coverage part.

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