Don’t Messiah With Texas

Semi-theological question: would one get arrested or just tossed out for passing out copies of Matthew 6:5-6 at Perry’s hootenanny? ;)

Deliver us from Perry…

“Our best days are ahead if we’ll get on our knees and ask God to take over and give us wisdom. I may wear the Lord out every day in prayer.”

He might be wearing something out every day on his knees… Maybe he and Mr. Bachman need to talk it out.

football jesus there looks an awful lot like stephen garcia, the south carolina gamecocks quarterback:
http://www.shotofginn.com/2011/04/stephen-garcia-qb-south-carolina.html
does that mean his coach, steve spurrier (ex-49er) is god?
does it also mean that the gamecocks arch-rival clemson is the anti-christ?
some football fans here in confederastan believe both statements to be true.
keep in mind though that there are a lot of idiots down here.

Our founding fathers understood that [property] was a very important part of the pursuit of happiness. Being able to own things that are your own is one of the things that makes America unique. But I happen to think that it’s in jeopardy.
Rick Perry’s brain-child, the Trans Texas Corridor, would have over half a million acres of privately owned agricultural land.
The plan also would have leased the mega highway to a Spanish and Australian company. Fortunately, Rick was nixed, though certain portions of the plan are still being worked out. Rick is desparately trying to distance himself from that debacle.
Rick Perry is a douche bag and a liar.

@al2o3cr: Had to look that one up. Good question.

@SanFranLefty: Abby Wambach on the Dan Patrick Show this morning.

http://www.danpatrick.com/2011/07/15/wambach-says-u-s-soccer-is-confident-heading-into-final/

@jwmcsame: I’d go with Buddy Jesus in his jock manifestation.

@Walking Still: that’s jesus’ general
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/

@al2o3cr: Burned at the stake during half time. Excellent citation, BTW.

@redmanlaw: I just wish Abby would stop with the Justin Bieber hairdo.

Oh, and while we’re on the topic of futbol de las mujeres, Mr. SFL informed me that we can’t get a DVR because there are a limited number of “entry ports” into the TV, with the tuner/stereo, cable box, and blue-ray. Can any of you techie types tell me if there’s a way to get around the limited number of holes on the TV?

SFL – you need to pop for a new TV too. The last one we purchased, maybe 18 months ago, has at least eight inputs.

@SanFranLefty: We ran the cable wire from the cable box through the TiVo and into the TV. We didn’t use RCA jacks. We needed to set up infrared do dads (came with the TiVo) that would allow the TiVo to change the cable channel (we only needed to do this on one cable box — not sure why we didn’t need to on others). Anyway, we didn’t need any extra input/output RCA jacks. We only run into those problems when we have 18 million video systems hooked up. I’m sure there are schematics out there somewhere.

@SanFranLefty: Ah. It looks like you need all those RCA things if you’re going HD. We don’t have HD, so our set up looks like this: http://support.tivo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/100

@DElurker: Mr. SFL bought (against my wishes) a new TV about a year ago. @JNOV: It’s a HD, maybe that’s why.

@texrednface: Indiana’s own Mitch Daniels succeeded in leasing the Indiana Toll Road to what I presume is the same Australian-Spanish outfit, God help us all. You get a very poor type of voter here, by and large.