Having been to Orange County more than a few times, I’m surprised. You’d figure you’d get enough rabid wingnuts into a theater to see Talibunny yabber about being triumfant (sic) for reasons only she knows.
I guess they were disappointed it wasn’t a sequel to Nail’n Palin.
@ManchuCandidate: You beat me to it – in NYC or San Francisco I would understand, but the OC?
Billed second to puppet show.
@redmanlaw:
Her bus tour reminded me of the infamous “Smell The Glove” tour of “This Is Spinal Tap” minus an 18 inch Stonehenge.
@blogenfreude:
Just makes the fail more epic.
@ManchuCandidate: Precisely. The idea was to start with a limited opening in her centers of popularity, to make the numbers look good. How’s that workin’ out for ya?
Maybe the empty theatres are some kind of Warhol-esque performance art.
What if someone’s famous and no one gave a fuck?
@¡Andrew!: Maybe the empty theatres are some kind of Warhol-esque performance art.
Lord knows the movie goes on forever.
I bet it still does better than “Winnie-The-Pooh”.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Coprophiles were so disappointed.
@IanJ: Vitter wore his special suit and everything.

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