Things That Have Absolutely Nothing To Do With That Other Thing

“Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour (R) announced late Wednesday that he will grant an early release from prison to two sisters serving unusually long sentences for armed robbery. Gladys and Jamie Scott have each served 16 years of a life sentence. Their case had become a cause celebre among civil rights groups, including the NAACP, which mounted a national campaign to free the women.” [WaPo]


Again, Haley… need a better dog and pony show.

Where’s the punchline that the release was conditioned on one giving the other a kidney? Or that the armed robbery was for the grand total of $11?

Oh, Mississippi, why exactly did we fight a war to bring you back to the U.S.?

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