Today in Touching

So there’s the Strip-Searched Boy at the Salt Lake City airport (which the TSA disputes), the Broken Urostomy Bag at Detroit, the Removed Prosthetic Breast, the— fuck it. It’s an arms race out there for the best TSA Horror Story, and we just can’t keep up.


Yeah! Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now grope the baby
Can’t you see that I am not afraid?
Why whine about security?
Why won’t you tell me what you bring?
Why whine about security?

Now, I’m gonna grope you
Till the people will complain
I’m gonna grab you
Till all your rights fall aside for Freedums

@SanFranLefty: It’s hard to say which one I like best.

“It’s not a grope. It’s a freedom pat.”

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

@karen marie wants to know — Fucking integrity, how does it work?: I liked “Won’t See England, Won’t See France, Until I See Your Underpants”

@SanFranLefty: I’m liking, “Don’t Worry. My Hands Are Warm from the Last Guy.” Ew.

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