Vote for Mayor McCheese, or Else

Our guest columnist is a red-haired clown who offers delicious, long-lasting meals to the public, writing from Canton, Ohio.

As the election season is here we wanted you to know which candidates will help our business grow in the future. As you know, the better our business does it enables us to invest in our people and our restaurants. If the right people are elected we will be able to continue with raises and benefits at or above our present levels. If others are elected we will not.

As always who you vote for is completely your personal decision and many factors go into your decision.

The following candidates are the ones we believe will help our business move forward.

John Kasich for Governor

Rob Portman for Senate

Jim Renacci for Congress

Ohio McDonald’s Tells Employees To Vote Republican If They Want To Continue Receiving Raises And Benefits [ThinkProgress]

I’ve worked in volunteer organizations that have made recommendations because the candidates are “friendly” to the goals of said organizations but not in ones that I’ve been a salary man for.

This just makes me believe that Ohio Ronnie is a kiddie diddler who gets off on fat kids.

The McD cartoon characters have always creeped me out. Ronald and the Hamburglar have the cold soul-less stare of a pedophile.

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