This… Means… War.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a bone to pick with Stinque’s boneless Golden Vuvuzela champion:

The Iranian president accused the octopus of spreading “western propaganda and superstition.” Paul was mentioned by Mr Ahmadinejad on various occasions during a speech in Tehran at the weekend.

“Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values,” he said.

Next week: Ahmadinejad decries the decrepit Western values of Punxsutawney Phil.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad attacks Octopus Paul [Telegraph UK]

Sounds like he’s jealous. Unlike Paul, Mahmoud’s track record is less than successful.

The silly thing is that the teabaggers will all laugh at this, then go right back to whining about equally bizarro stuff without even a thought.

Aspiring to octopus perfection is a fuck lot safer and realistic than human perfection.

@Walking Still: Eight Arms to Hold You, such as. Oh wait, I’ve used that before?

Okay, well then. Ahmadinnerjacket is reaching for Dear Leader levels of crazee.

Plus, you can have the hamster groundhog. He’s beyond played out.

@Nabisco: Someone should start an Octopus’ Garden in honor of Paul, then Achmadingaling can put a fatwa on it.

I was thinking he might go after Big Bird next.

yardsaleing this weekend

Rick Norsigian’s hobby of bargain-hunting at rummage sales has paid off big time.

Two small boxes he bought 10 years ago for $45 — negotiated down from $70 — are now estimated to be worth at least $200 million, according to a Beverly Hills art appraiser.

Those boxes contained 65 glass negatives created by famed nature photographer Ansel Adams in the early period of his career. Experts believed the negatives were destroyed in a 1937 darkroom fire that destroyed 5,000 plates.

“It truly is a missing link of Ansel Adams and history and his career,” said David W. Streets, the appraiser and art dealer who is hosting an unveiling of the photographs at his Beverly Hills, California, gallery Tuesday.

The photographs apparently were taken between 1919 and the early 1930s, well before Adams — who is known as the father of American photography — became nationally recognized in the 1940s, Streets said.

@Nabisco: Last time we went down that road I think I listened to Veruca Salt for hours and found video of some jr high girls playing “Volcano Girls” (and they were pretty damn good, too). Veruca Salt was a great band in the Louise Post-Nina Gordon days.

Nina Gordon “Straight Out of Compton” (acoustic cover)

@Nabisco: Oh wait, I’ve used that before?

Thirty months in, it gets harder and harder.

This nutjob is worrying about a fucking octopus when the Israelis are poised to send his country back to the pre-Darius the Great days?

Heh heh heh, Iran didn’t even come close to making the Middle East cut for the World Cup.

@Dodgerblue: Methinks President Aneedadinnerjacket has a Japanese tentacle porn fetish.

japanese tentacle porn fetish? you mean like “Catt??

i’ve been watching vids of hamas killing palestinians for singing and dancing. horrific stuff. you see them killing an entire wedding party…of fellow muslims! they only dance and sing in the street when americans and israelis die.
the films i’m watching were shot by an arab. and an israeli sympathizer.
you won’t see this on the noos. i’ll linqey some of them later…
the dinnerjacket is playing with annihilation, this is true.

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