Lieberman Aims for 2010 Crystal Douchebag

I’m always amazed that people get shocked over anything Lieberman says anymore. It’s all grandstanding. He’d read The Story of O out loud on the senate floor if he thought it would get him votes or attention.

This legislation will die a parliamentary death, mark my words. This is so stupid nobody is even going to want to debate it.

Very well done piece.

Had this been law when I was a registered sex offender alien, that time I got grilled for a very long time in TO airport or that other time my card was taken from me and I was ordered to report to Immigration might have ended very differently.

BTW. The TO incident did not involve strip-searching. Unfortunately.

Breaking news in Miami. HOORAY!!!!!!

@Benedick:

We should take up a collection and send that kid to college. That isn’t easy to do, ‘fess up to being a sex worker.

@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: Couldn’t agree more.

BREAKING: Demon Sheep II ad released today by the DSCC.

you know, Im not a lawyer but isnt there this thing called “due process” once you are a citizen if not before.

ps
love the psychedelic dress.

@SanFranLefty: The demon sheep with the tri-cornered hat was a stroke of genius.

You all don’t think that look is a little casual standing next to the POTUS in the power suit?

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: I often think that, and I often think that she must be freezing cold. Now that it is May in DC, however, she’s probably cool as a cucumber.

P.S. Love your new name.

@mellbell: Agree that it’s perfect for the teabagger candidate, though Carly’s blue hat and pearls were pretty hilarious too. It reminds me of the spoof trailers that were featured in Tropic Thunder – I think they have the same guy doing the voice overs.

@SanFranLefty:

Did the avatar go through yet?

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: In his (her?) defense, he can’t help but wear a suit. Just imagine the outrage had he worn a guayabera.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Yes. :)

@mellbell:

I would love to see him in a white ice-cream suit with a black tie and a straw hat. You would be able to hear the gnashing of teeth in Alabama from right here in Burbank.

@mellbell: It’s hard to tell from this pic and I’m too lazy to go find a larger version, but it looks like Barry’s tie may fall into the “whimsical pattern” category, which–as you pointed out–is about as much wardrobe freedom as he’s allowed. And First Girlfriend looks hott!

@flippin eckand mellbell: Don’t you think that some of these photos will fuel the “Michelle has a baby bump” rumors in the tabloids?

@SanFranLefty: For sure. The second one reminds me of the time someone asked whether I was pregnant because I had a stomach ache and was rubbing my tummy.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: It’s hard to tell from the photo, but it’s Thakoon, it’s silk, and it cost more than my monthly wages. @SanFranLefty: @mellbell: That is a problem. But overall I like the look. And speaking as another “woman of a certain age,” sometimes we’re burning up when everyone else is cold. Girlfriend’s go-to sheath and cardigan look gets my total sympathy.
More controversy: TLo is taking bets on how long it will be before someone goes berserk that she showed her knees.

@Mistress Cynica: Finally TLo put something up on that dress! Having looked at more photos, I so want that dress. The blouse version of that dress (or wait, did she wear a blouse as a dress?? double scandal) is $955. Oy vey.

ADD: Found the dress. That’s more than my share of the mortgage!

But again, they call it a “T-Shirt Dress” – was Shelly O not just showing her knees but wearing a shirt as a dress??

Scott Brown’s office tells me this is “just an update of a law stripping American citizenship of people who supported the Nazis in WWII.”

I guess we should breath a sigh of relief that no one ever found out about Prescott Bush or we wouldn’t have had the honor of having his grandson drive the country into a ditch.

I think Michele rocks in that dress or whatever it is. And her posture and expression — it’s like she’s the hottest back-up singer ever (not that I remotely question her talent and ability to be the lead singer, it’s just the situation).

We need more color at the White House. And why do girls get all the fun? Barry should totally be sporting a dashiki in that photo, or a kilt, or really, anything other than the standard blue suit (which, I admit, he is dashing in). Perhaps madras shorts, short-sleeved polo to show off the biceps, and a carefully loosened school tie? Really don’t know, I’m not the fashion expert, but he needs a smidge of Help. Wouldn’t it be totally fab if the Queer Guys donated an episode for the makeover of the POTUS?

@karen marie: Scott Brown’s office tells me this is “just an update of a law stripping American citizenship of people who supported the Nazis in WWII.”

Did they say that as a Good Thing? What next — if I support Oprah over Martha, will they find cause to de-citizenify me?

@PedonatorUSA: There would be the sound of a million teabagger heads exploding if he sported a dashiki.

And could you imagine if Barry rocked a polo shirt like this with these cargo shorts? He’s sort of rocking that look here but I wouldn’t put him in such a loose tshirt. Not with those arms.

As long as he doesn’t look like Urkle. Maybe he should just go shirtless more often.