George of the Junkle

The Family Research Council would like you to know that they don’t know who the fuck boy-renter George Rek— hold on, just found his file on an old IBM XT:

In the past 24 hours FRC has received calls regarding Dr. George Rekers and his connection with the Family Research Council. After reviewing the historical records we did verify that Dr. Rekers was a member of the original Family Research Council board prior to its merger with Focus on the Family in 1987.

Reports have been circulating regarding Dr. Rekers relationship with a male prostitute. FRC has had no contact with Dr. Rekers or knowledge of his activities in over a decade so FRC can provide no further insight into these allegations.

While we are extremely disappointed when any Christian leader engages in the very activities that they “preach” against, it is not surprising. The Scriptures clearly teach the fallen nature of all people. We each have a choice to act upon that nature or accept the forgiveness offered by grace through faith in Jesus Christ and do our best to ensure our actions, both public and private match our professed positions.

And that is that. Next time, pal, carry your own luggage.

FRC On Co-Founder’s Escort Scandal: Bible ‘Teaches The Fallen Nature Of All People’ [TPM]

Christian right leader George Rekers takes vacation with “rent boy” [Miami New Times]


George obviously has soooo much baggage, what with carting it around and stashing it in closet after closet all his life.

So I guess the FRC would like to encourage us all to act unnaturally?

I bet the annual FRC convention is a real hoot!

Hmmm … if Gary Aldridge is a 10 on the evangelical hypocrisy scale, then this guy is a 7. Taking a big escort dick up your ass gets you way past the midpoint ….

@blogenfreude: My life’s goal is to achieve a 13 on the diaper scale. But first I have to become an evangelical minister. Is there an online diploma mill for that?

Total off topic TJ, but I just had a classic soccer field insane parents nearly coming to blows moment tonight. Dude went off on my 10-year old, ran out on the field cursing up a storm because my kid shoved his kid after his kid taunted my kid into it.

I let the coaches handle that, but then dude comes back to the sideline and starts screaming at league officials that my kid is a menace to society and when are they gonna stop the carnage. Then started into how my kid is a tard, on account of the aspergers, and how dangerous he is, and I had to get up and get in someone’s fucking face.

I am too old for that motherfucking shit.

“act upon that nature or accept the forgiveness”

I guess we know which one George picked.

But it raises the question, shouldn’t they be asking for forgiveness, or does their god just hand it out like lollipops at the doctor’s office?

@Promnight: Good for you. And Sport is evil.

@PedonatorUSA: Yes there is. Should cost about $4.95. Just be careful never to read the Bible and you’re golden.

Everybody is having way too much fun with this story. Personally I can’t stop laughing. Who’s next? I’ve got fingers crossed for Trent Lott though would settle for Lindsey Grahame.

@PedonatorUSA: I would pin the medal on you myself, but sadly you are ineligible, as you are not a sociopath.
@Promnight: I wish my dad had defended me instead of telling me to let it roll off … good for you.

@karen marie: does their god just hand it out like lollipops at the doctor’s office
No, no, that’s the Anglicans/Episcopalians. Evangelicals have to grovel.

ADD: Come to think of it, Anglican/Episcopalian god hands it out more like cocktails at an open bar.

@Promnight: Is it fun to relive jr. high school through your kids?

@karen marie: Bananas? Carrots? Dr. God, I think I need a heavenly intervention: in my anus!

Apparently “Lucien” was too good to be true, and the rent boy’s name is actually the only slightly more pedestrian Geo(vanni).

@Benedick: Or the inappropriately-named “Mitch” McConnell. The moniker, if not the person (eeww!), really belongs in gay porn.

These kind of stories can’t even be called news any more. We can assume any christonazi minister lives most of his waking hours begging strange men to shred their assholes.

What’s astounding is that hookers like this kid don’t write books or at least sell their stories to People. I mean, who’s going to be able to fact check this stuff? This boy toy could claim that Rekers sodomized him with a crucifix and chewed the shit off of it before forcing him at gun point to jam kittens up his ass with a broom handle and who would ever be able to say otherwise.

incredible that none of these guys have cashed in on the solid gold moment except for the guy in Denver that dropped the dime on Haggard.

@Promnight: Such a shitty way to ruin a good Spring day, and a fine Sport. My only comment is to avoid little league baseball by all means. The players and coaches for the Sport Formerly Known as My Favorite ™ are seriously disturbed.

Oh, and to the guy who called you dudemanbro a tard? Get back up in his grill, and whisper Jack Nicholson-like “Dr. sez I should take my meds every day or things go wrong. Shall we pick this back up where we left off in, oh, about 24 hours?

@Promnight: I feel for you. Some of the worst moments of my life as a parent happened at the hockey rink and the Little League field. The rink was also the venue of some of my worst moments as the spouse of a coach. This guy you had to deal with sounds like one of the prize assholes of all time. If someone had described my son as a menace to society, I’d probably be on death row now.


He didn’t actually use the word “retard”, did he? Tham is fightin words for just about any parent. Call someone’s handicapped kid a retard and you deserve the bloody nose you get.




Just FYI, 8” is not that big. Respectable, but not huge. I knew a Philipino/Puerto Rican kid once that was swinging 10”, no joke. Actually, more than once, more like four times. It was the ninties and I was free and easy.


@PedonatorUSA: It is not fun, sir, not at all. I hated it the first time.

I can attest that Prom Jr is not only very bright and good-looking but has beautiful manners and a lot of charm. Were his parents less responsible he would be be booking national spots for sugary breakfast cereals as I type.

@Benedick: Prom 2 has my respect for his angling skills.

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