The Florida Legislature is for Porn

Doesn’t look like a “holy shit” moment.

There’s a time for bewbies, but not when there are non porn related cameras everywhere.

The email looks like a normal Sat Night in Ft. Lauderdale.

I really don’t want to know where his other hand is.

This is the best use of a Florida legislator’s time in at least the last 15 years.

By far the most amusing thing about this was all the teabag trolls storming TPM to whine about how the “liberals were being mean”. As if a legislator with a (D) next to his name wouldn’t be getting an even mix of death threats, religious asshattery and demands to resign in his voice mail from every RW loon in the state after something like this.

Mr. OA’s previous boss was too cheap to pay for tech support, so Mr. OA became his office’s default system admin, which fulfilled his lifelong dream of cleaning the viruses and malware from his thankless co-workers’ computers.

Needless to say, he found the most absolutely disgusting, boner-chilling porn imaginable on his boss’s computer, shit so twisted I dare not even mention it for fear of fueling countless, screaming nightmares that I’m still enjoying years later, since I had to hear all about it at the time.

This looks like child porn. This guy needs to 20-40 hard time in solitary. He is a threat to children.

Hey Nojo, shouldn’t it be NSFW, and not NSFL?

xoxo,
SFL

@SanFranLefty: No.

@SanFranLefty: Not Safe For Legislature.

@nojo and Mistress Cynica:

Duh!

/smacks forehead, goes to make herself a martini, hears her mother’s voice on endless loop saying “it’s not about you, don’t be uppity and think it is” and feels the need to book an appointment with shrink

@SanFranLefty: I have a longstanding rule: If I have to explain it, I’ve failed.

Needless to say, I fail frequently.

@nojo: Ohh, honey, you didn’t fail! It was all me fixating on my initials. Cynica got it.

@SanFranLefty: Oh, don’t go pitying me. I embrace obscurity, which means I embrace the risks that go with it.

The first Robin Williams standup album has a wonderful stretch where he loses the audience, and turns it into a fantasy sequence. I’d quote it for you, but a friend’s ex stole the album from me a long time ago.

(Note to future generations: Yes, he was funny when he was young.)

Who among us hasn’t received an NSFL email

NSFL… I’m seeing visions in my head of a Football league played by sexy women wearing nothing but helmets and shoulder pads.