Not On My Watch
“Republicans are stepping up their criticism of the Securities and Exchange Commission following reports that senior agency staffers spent hours surfing pornographic websites on government-issued computers while they were supposed to be policing the nation’s financial system.” Um, during whose Administration? [AP/Yahoo]
Hey they had to do something since W and gang wouldn’t let’em do anything else, like their actual jobs.
Isn’t surfing internet porn what government sinecures were invented for in the first place?
@Pedonator: Internet porn was DARPA’s ultimate goal. With Al Gore’s blessing.
Can we fix the headline? Really needs to be something appropriate – like ‘Bush SEC Execs Whacked Off While Wall Street Imploded’
@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: He did, and they use solar-powered servers.
my beef is with their shitty choice of porn websites
Also, Republicans complaining about people watching porn? Pot, Kettle, Black.
No kidding. You’d think that someone making $20K a month would have enough taste to go to seancody.com.
@Original Andrew:
heh
or Badpuppy at the very least
@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: I have absolutely no doubt that this is an actual site. Or that you have it bookmarked.
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