Things to Do With Your Monolith Action Figure
- Enlighten a barrel of monkeys.
- Taunt your iPhone with its superior networking.
- Drop acid and stare through a kaleidoscope.
- Send one anonymously to each member of Congress, just to see what the fuck happens.
- Paste a Calvin-peeing sticker on it.
- Poke it in the eye.
- Ask it about the damn baby.
- Complain that it doesn’t play Flash.
- Accuse it of sleeping with your Death Star.
- Film another crappy sequel.
Monolith Action Figure [ThinkGeek, via Daring Fireball]
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