ACORN Pimp Accuses Media of Smearing Him as Intelligent

PimpGate perpetrator James O’Keefe, now under parental supervision in New Jersey, complains that the media is blowing up his crime all out of proportion:

It has been amazing to witness the journalistic malpractice committed by many of the organizations covering this story. MSNBC falsely claimed that I violated a non-existent “gag order.” The Associated Press incorrectly reported that I “broke in” to an office which is open to the public. The Washington Post has now had to print corrections in two stories on me. And these are just a few examples of inaccurate and false reporting. The public will judge whether reporters who can’t get their facts straight have the credibility to question my integrity as a journalist.

Initial reports, based on a vaguely worded FBI statement, said O’Keefe and his fellow future felons had entered Landrieu’s office under false pretenses with listening equipment for the purpose of bugging her phones. Clarified reports now say O’Keefe and his fellow future felons entered Landrieu’s office under false pretenses with hidden video cameras for the purpose of unplugging her phones.

We don’t know about you, but the first scenario sounds a lot more cool than the second. But if O’Keefe prefers the story that he’s a fucking idiot, that’s fine by us. What the heck, it’s still a felony.

Statement from James O’Keefe [Big Government]

And in the east, a conservative star the stature of Jonah Goldberg rises. This kid will never want for money his entire life.

For this asshole to refer to himself as a journalist is as hilarious as Jeffery Dahmer calling himself a neurosurgeon.

None of his stories line up. Random fucktards like this looking at a PBX closet and being able to tap or even unplug the right phone? They’d have a better chance at reciting the periodic table backwards.

There’s got to get this referred back to the LA State AG, so these thugs end up in Angola. Theories, Stinquers?

@FlyingChainSaw: Or, as I have said elsewhere, Tila Tequila calling herself a Gay Rights Activist.

@Tommmcatt Say Relax: I’ve heard the name. Does she murder gay people or something?

@FlyingChainSaw: Friends and family of Casey Johnson might say so.

An office PBX is not considered “open” to the public.

Nor is carrying fake “fake” id that falsely represents yourself as a phone “cop” either.

@Tommmcatt Say Relax: What’s the status of the case of the NFL player accused of battery on her?

@Tommmcatt Say Relax:
In this case, FCS’s ignorance is bliss. Even I know who Tila is and I wish I didn’t. The mere fact that I know Tila exists must feel like knowing the secret of Soylent Green, it makes (part of) you want to die.

@FlyingChainSaw: Daughter of Woody Johnson (owner of the New York Jets) and heirs to the Johnson & Johnson fortune. Casey was a Paris Hilton buddy – another rich girl trying to become a celebrity. She was found dead earlier this month in Hollywood after increasingly erratic behavior, including her engagement to Ms. Tequila. Casey had diabetes and most likely died due to a diabetic coma.

/why do I know all this random shit?


I think Martha Stewart gave him a citation for good taste.

(Ok, sorry, woman-beating joke is bad taste, I know. But I couldn’t resist.)

@redmanlaw: “New York Jets owner”

/sorry Bloggie, that was too easy

@SanFranLefty: “I got your ‘New York Jet’ right here.”

Recent news from Teabaggery, Atlanta edition: The newest thing for fuckwits to get upset about: Barry Hussein is about to ban all protests at the National Mall!

@rptrcub: “Barry Hussein” sounds like a Ben and Jerry’s flavor.

@redmanlaw: Made with cocaine, cigarette butts and discarded feti.

@SanFranLefty: That fucking guy . . .
*shakes head* When did we pass into this Bizarro universe, last Tuesday? Holy shit. I’ve been in shock all day over how crazy, evil, stupid, wrong, petty and dirty our country has gotten, starting with GMA wetting its pants about “Downtown” Scotty Brown wanting to take the President on in hoops, then the abortion killer . . .

Martinis all around.

i passed into bizarro universe today when a bobblehead on CNN went to a clip and said, “and now, your moment of CNN zen”

@redmanlaw: When did we pass into this Bizarro universe, last Tuesday?

On or about October 28, 1980.

But yeah, it’s like someone turned on a light last Tuesday, and all the cockroaches scattered. That night. Barney may have walked back his initial fears a couple days later, but the Demrats were rushing for the exits.

You may have to go back to the Iraq vote to see such a craven display. But I’m sure many, many other examples are at hand.

@nojo: Yeah, no shit.

@baked: Get on over to Huff Po and watch the Unicorn kick some GOP ass at question time.

@redmanlaw: I’m sure he’s sorry in his heart and regrets any pain he may have caused. When you’re that good-looking it can seem like a curse sometimes. I know that he could use a friend right around now. Someone who wants nothing from him. A buddy. Who maybe could give him a back rub to ease the tension and talk about hair product. Guy stuff.

we should have apps here like facebook. for example, i want a little icon of me spitting my martini on a screen to appear next to “guy stuff.”

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