Take the Wingnuts Bowling

FAIL Math

Shooting at Jewish Lady in South Florida X Total number of Bubbies living in South Florida^Number who remember other folks using them and/or relatives for target practice in 1933-1945 – Number of Bullets fired

=

Bob Just shit the Bed.

I had a dream last night, but I forgot what it was.

I should tape some large sun tea bags to center of body mass and head area of some B-27 targets next time I go out.

http://www.amazon.com/Champion-Police-Silhouette-Target-B-27/dp/B0000C51QG

I could say it was a “joke” and then (eyes cast downward) “a mistake”.

Those GOP swine would shit if someone put out a Saint Ronnie target.

(CNN) — Soccer mom Meleanie Hain, who made national headlines last year by having a loaded, holstered handgun at her 5-year-old daughter’s soccer game, has been found shot dead in her home along with her husband, police said Thursday.

Murder-suicide, it seems.

@Prommie: Han shot first.

@Prommie: Everybody’s coming home for lunch these days.

@redmanlaw: Do you think there’s money to be made printing up Glenn Beck practice targets?

@Pedonator: @Prommie: Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same.

@redmanlaw: I thought the comments said dude shot her, then himself.

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!: either way, killed by their own gun.

@Pedonator: Why not? They have everything from prairie dogs to zombies to thugs (classic 50’s white guy in black turtleneck) to scary gentlemen of apparently Middle Eastern descent. One of my recent faves is below.

http://d-9.com/assets/pdfs/apb_target_h.pdf

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!: I was referring to Han v. Greedo.

maybe they will talk to Lowery again later and ask him what it like to get your ass kicked by someone named Debbie

@Capt Howdy: I think I got a few bucks I can float over to Rep. DWS, say maybe the cost of at least a couple of boxes of better grade ammo.

@Prommie: I bet their own gun hires a good defense attorney and goes free on a technicality.

@Capt Howdy: In other Debbie-related news, click here for a chance to win a million cupcakes!

@Pedonator:
good god. a million cupcakes?
how about a million frames per second

and as to what you said in another thread about his earning it.
I agree. and I hope to god this wont be used as a shiny object distraction for the increase of troops in Afghanistan.

Not worth a post, so let’s jack it:

Two people have died and a total of 18 were treated at one of three medical centers Thursday night when participants collapsed after a New Age-type sweat lodge experience near Sedona.

Bad peyote?

@nojo: Amateurs.

@Capt Howdy: saw that yesterday on thefirearmsblog.com, where I’ll be a guest blogger sometime in the next few weeks.

@Capt Howdy: Uh. Yeah. Made it to 1:5sumthin’. Disturbing.

@JNOV:

Im an effects guy
I watched it 10 times before I thought about it being bullets

@Capt Howdy: I’m an auditory chick. The only thing that kept me watching as long as I did was the music. Then it got boring.

TJ/ XANAX NOT HELPFUL TODAY!

@JNOV:
it has music?

@Capt Howdy: Heh.

TJ: Idiot redneck of the day:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2009/10/09/dnt.ga.nword.sign.wgcl

Apparently, having a picture of MLK up on the wall means it’s OK to put a mannequin wearing a KKK hood right next to it.

@Capt Howdy: That’s pretty stunning. In HQ on my big screen iMac. Though the buckshot at the end gave me a major case of the sads.

@Benedick:
that guy has a bunch of good stuff on youtube. I have spent most of the day looking at it.
and for me thats called “research”

@al2o3cr:
was that the famous walmart three wolves tee he was sporting?

@al2o3cr: That George Peach is pure, concentrated cognitive dissonance.

Rep. Grayson calls out Republicans and spineless Democrats.
*sigh* I don’t know how to love him.

@JNOV:

Yikes. Xanex puts me out in, like, 10 minutes.

@Mistress Cynica: I called his DC office and said well-done. Tag, who answered the phone, was very pleased to hear from me. I will also send money.

@Mistress Cynica: That was some awesome. Can Nancy P. and Harry R. borrow his balls just long enough to get something meaningful passed?

Unfortunately spinelessness is a pre-existing condition and isn’t covered even under the congresscritters’ generous health plan.

@Pedonator:

They’ve both been slightly more bellicose lately. I think he’s starting to enbolden Dems….

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Yeah, guess I built up a tolerance/addiction/whatever.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Lightweight.