Try the Veal!
Spokesperson at State on Obama’s Nobel:
Certainly from our standpoint, this gives us a sense of momentum — when the United States has accolades tossed its way, rather than shoes.
I love it.
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We are all al-Zaidi!
Was that really the President doing a fucking promo with George Lopez for a new TBS show that I just saw during the Yanqui game?
redmanlaw: This permits me to say “Yanqui Go Home” with some cultural relevancy. YAY!
Hey now, Boosh & Cheney had a Peace plan.
Sure it involved the total extermination of all non-hetrosekshal, non-xtian, non-white people in a global Armageddon, but that would have eventually caused Peace, right?
@Original Andrew: Just death from boredom, once al the fabulousness was gone from the world.
State Dept. getting all up in Bush’s grill. I love it, too.
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