Nationally acclaimed nut-fancier Levi Johnston has confirmed he’s dropping trou for America:
“Team Levi is in the process of preparing for his Playgirl appearance,” his lawyer Rex Butler tells Usmagazine.com. “He is in the gym six days a week for the next three weeks.”
Unless Levi’s trainer knows something we don’t, no amount of gym time will enhance what interests Playgirl readers. For that matter, nobody yet knows whether the puckish pestorker will be displayed sunny-side up.
Rep: Levi Johnston’s Working Out “Six Days a Week” for Playgirl Shoot [Us Magazine]
a rather pasty puckish pestorker
Dude’s from Alaska. Give him a break, at least he’s not fishbelly white.
I didn’t even know Playgirl was still being published.
I think it is just online now.
Lord that kid needs a tan. I’d still hit it, though.
@IanJ: Yeah, but his mother-in-law to be had tanning beds installed at taxpayer expense at the Governor’s Mansion in Juneau and her house in Wasilla. He could have taken a spin or two in the Talibunny’s bed.
@Jamie Sommers is an island: Online. Or so I’ve heard from teh gheyz. Why are you an island?
@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches:
but then white trash has always been my downfall.
@SanFranLefty: *shrugs* Better than being a peninsula?
We are aware that the readership of Playgirl is 95% southern gay men and five sad plus-size gals in Iowa?
He needs to do more than spend a coupla weeks in the gym. He needs to cut out the Cheetos and jerky and get his ass to a dance class. He also needs to write a tell-all memoir of his life chez Palin. More specifially those hot scenes with his GFs momma who would not be denied when Youngblood Johnston stepped out of the shower, the water still trickling over where his six-pack might be if he’d get someone to show him how to do crunches correctly. I could perhaps be persuaded to perform spotting duties while ghost-writing, though that is not usually my thing. Ghost-writing, I mean.
I must say, I do admire his representation. It reeks of class. Like the heyday of Robbie Lantz of blessed memory. I wonder if they’re taking on any new clients?
You’d smack that like it was a heavy bag and you know it.
@Benedick: I don’t have a six-pack. I have the whole keg! [rimshot]
Lefty: Because she’s a rock.
@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: I’ve dressed with the men of the chorus. (While not actually being part of but only to *cough*cough* help out management when short of dressingroom space) Honey, this don’t come close.
@Dodgerblue: I know , darling. Rest.
I know what you mean. While I was in New York, I was in the male dance corps for The King and I. I wasn’t in the show, though…just a lot of the dancers.
@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: I just watched the commercial. No no no!!!! This is white trash white flab.
Trust me, I like them a lot darker. However, in my heart of hearts, I must say: sodimizable. Look at that smile! Imagine him biting a pillow!
@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: I do not want to follow in Sarah Palin’s footsteps.
@Benedick: …follow in Sarah Palin’s footsteps.
But I bet you’d look great in those red fuck me pump sling-backs she was so fond of in 2008….
. . . and, in further costume news: Next time you try to beat up a couple of women, make sure they’re not men in drag. And also MMA fighters.
@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: sodimizable is my new word of the day.
But what really keeps me up at night is, what advice does Levi Johnston have about the Economy?
@redmanlaw: Never, ever pick a fight with a drag queen. That’s been my motto for twenty years, and I’m sticking with it.
He thinks the economy is great. After all, it’s the best size to buy pork rinds in.
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