Ich Bin Ein Whatever
“I’m a Republican,” says GOP California gubernatorial candidate, former eBay CEO, absent-minded voter, and Junior Terminatrix Meg Whitman. “And you’ll find I’m a darn good one.”
So good, in fact, that she maxed out on donations to Barbara Boxer in 2003. And signed an open letter to other tech execs asking them to join her. “Barbara Boxer is a courageous leader,” Meg said at the time. In a Democrat-provided press release.
Y’know, we’re starting to like Meg. It’s fun to watch ex-CEOs flail about without toadies to cover for them.
“Darned good” Republican Whitman endorsed U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer in 2003 [SF Gate]
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The psychocons will chew her eyes out for satanic possession and endorsement of this diabolical agent of the dark one.
@FlyingChainSaw: I hope “psychocon” catches on. Brilliant!
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