Really?

Perfection is sweet, congrats to Buehrle.

Re-cue the rightwingblogfucktards’ OMG! Obama wears a ChiSox jacket AND ‘MOM’ JEANS drool-laced rants.

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In other news Foxdeskgal loses her composure (she, has a teenage daughter?)

You fucking give up? Try this on for size: Cop who arrested Gates teaches a racial profiling class at the police academy.

Oh, I know, I know, its great, like when you say grace at a family thanksgiving meal, and the fucking dittohead in the family appends some insult to Obama to a fucking prayer. You do just want to kick your own blood kin’s teeth in, sometimes, in the holy name of christ.

@blogenfreude:

If they’re black, arrest ’em.

Seems simple enough.

Awesome, good for Sport*

The nobama08 comment at least deserves points for reasonable originality.

*wait for the blood tests to come back

Prommie: True story: an aunt and uncle of mine once had me over for Thanksgiving dinner back in college. Aunt Bureau is deep into the Jeebus. She knows that I have ditched the Catholic Church for the Unitarian one. And so the grace is about three or four minutes long — half of which is devoted to a plea for my salvation.

That was a quality moment.

Check out the second video on this Huffpo link for an incredible catch that saved the perfect game: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/23/mark-buerhle-pitches-perf_n_243882.html

zOMG – look at the post I just put up – funniest. thing. EVAR.

Summertime blues? Here’s your IDF girls update. Also – a dude who looks like rcub and a free AK-47 for new truck buyers. “Baby, you know how the Toyota is getting kind of old . . . ?”

http://doubletapper.blogspot.com/

I pray for all you freaks on a daily basis. You might not like it, but I do.

Because you are some of my favorites. Y’all believe what you want, though- I’ll save the conversion prayers for CBs aunt.

@Tommmcatt Floats: Do you pray for me too? Or just fantasize about me while jerking off?

@homofascist: There’s no reason he can’t do both.

@homofascist:

Half the queens in the plantation states fantasize about you when they jerk off. It’s not like I’m special or anything.

BREAKING (for the girls and gheys): Michelle has a new hair-do! OMG, it’s super-cute!!1!

@Mistress Cynica:

It’s hard to have a bad cut with that bone structure.

@Mistress Cynica: Is it really a new do or is it pinned under? Glad she gave the belts a night off.
@Tommmcatt Floats: No joke. Can you imagine how hot she would look with a shaved head? I dream of having her jawline.

@Mistress Cynica: @Tommmcatt Floats: Lovin’ the do. The dress? Not so much.

@redmanlaw: But where’s his beard?

@SanFranLefty: I think it’s pinned, not cut. I like the shorter for summer.

@rptrcub: Miss Holmes sends her regrets as she is engaged elsewhere at the present time.