Hannity’s Neonazi Circle Jerk Partner Arrested for Threatening Lawmakers

I wonder if “Pal” Hal will show up here again to defend himself.

TJ/ Under the category of EWWWWWWWWWW

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/03/glenn-beck-gets-freaky-a_n_210990.html

@ManchuCandidate: Aaaaaaghh, my eyes, my eyes – they burn!*

*sound was fortunately off

ADD: The love-fest between Turner and Hannity apparently includes counseling that inSanity gave to Turner for “cocaine addiction and homosexuality. Hal’s gonna have some good friends in the hooosegow.

In a just world, Bill O’Reilly would be in the cell next to him.

TJ/ Barry is on tv, quoting the ” Holy Koran”. Wingnut hategasm in 3..2..

Just to preempt the crazies out there: freedom of speech doesn’t give you the freedom to order a hit. There’d be plenty of currently jailed mobsters walking the streets right now if it were so.

@Also sprach Tommmcatt: I actually caught a few minutes of Mancow* on the commute this a.m., and he very predictably was jawing about how “you don’t see Catholics flying planes into buildings, do you? Why is Obama dignifying THESE PEOPLE?” before I turned it off.

*The local FOX Sport radio affiliate slotted him in for the hour or so before Dan Patrick airs at 9am, and I still forget that when I want something other than news or punk rock in the morning.

@Nabisco:
It’s a different cultural viewpoint, something that guys like Mancow don’t get.

Sounds like Mancow needs a bit more “waterboarding.”

TJ: Grasshopper dead, I haz sad.

@ManchuCandidate: Instead of more waterboarding, it would be more appropriate to subject him to the full array of techniques in the Spanish Inquisitioners Handbook.

But don’t tell him about it beforehand because…

@Nabisco:

I wonder what happened there? Very sad indeed. Why hang yourself after surviving 70-odd years?

Speaking of TJ’s, Brand W is purging again for the sin of getting off-topic. Whatevs.

@Nabisco: Buzz around the office is that his death was of the autoerotic variety. Ouch.

@rptrcub:

I got slapped down in that myself.

@rptrcub: Long overdue. Some numnuts over there have gone beyond merely unfunny into using-w-as-a-facebook-page territory.

@Also sprach Tommmcatt: What? Last I saw Jimmy Eat Commenters said he was glad to have you back.

@Nabisco: Sounds like one of those erotic strangulation scenes gone bad. Probably in a five way with dwarf Laotian jungle boys or something and they ran when they couldn’t get the noose loosened fast enough.

Since Hannity and Turner are such good patriots bearing the torch or liberty (or fanning the flames of intolerance–to them pretty much the same thing), they deserve a Promethean fate. Strap them to a tree so hungry eaglets can feed on their livers or eyes or any other tasty body bits.

@ManchuCandidate: Mancow needs more cowbell.

Still masturbating at 72? And the autoerotic asphyxiation, thats just too much logistics, its not worth the bother.

@Prommie:
Jerking it works for Ernest Borgnine. Not so much the asphyxiation.

@Prommie: @ManchuCandidate:

What a fine cornucopia of images are before me today! Ah, life!

@Prommie: He was in Thailand – it’s not as if he couldn’t find something to do.

@Jamie Sommers:

If you read that carefully you’ll see it is one of his humorous ban notices.

@Jesuswalksinidaho: Better to have neonazi psychopaths sever their spines and ass-rape them until their bowels are shredded and they are dying slowly of sepsis, shrieking in agony until the neonazis rip out their vocal chords. Die! Die, you freaks! Ha! Haha! Hahahahahahahahaha!

@Also sprach Tommmcatt: I saw that yesterday but was reluctant to admit I had been trollingsurfing there. Jim gave you a very passive-aggro “welcome back, cowboy” tip of the chapeau.

@FlyingChainSaw: The last story I read said he was found “in the closet…rope around his neck…and other parts” so yeah, I thought about the asphyxiation thing as well. But when you’re a well-paid actor, in your 70s and on location in Bankok, would you set that scene up in your closet?

As blog points out, there are many other distractions easily available in Thailand, most of which would be far more enjoyable ways to go out in a blaze of endorphins.

@Nabisco:

He’s a bit full of himself, I think. He’s funny, but he’s not exactly Mark Twain, particularly with that site the way it is now.

How bad is Hal Turner? Even WorldNetDaily calls him a hatemonger.