Hannity’s Neonazi Circle Jerk Partner Arrested for Threatening Lawmakers

Hal Turner is pictured, telling Sean Hannity how he wants to fuck him in the ass while they watch the Nuremberg rallies together

Hal Turner is pictured, telling Sean Hannity how much he wants to fuck him in the ass while they watch the Nuremberg rallies together

One of Sean Hannity’s favorite on air personalities is neonazi psycopath Hal Turner, a fascist monster who shouts on the Internet and openly fantacizes about genocide, the kind of thing that Hannity would like to program on his show.

Turner’s foaming incitements to violence finally caught the notice of the gendarmes after he demanded that his mouthbreathing listeners rush out and kill two Connecticut state legislators, the stupid fucking piece of shit, resulting in his arrest.

Fuckwitted neonazi Turner condemned two Connecticult law makers for their sponsorship of a bill that would reorganize the governance of the Catholic church in Connecticut and increase lay control, which Turner responded to by threatening to reveal their addressess so his listeners could hunt them down and blow them the fuck away.

“It is our intent to foment direct action against these individuals personally. These beastly government officials should be made an example of as a warning to others in government: Obey the Constitution or die.”

And, the post continued, “If any state attorney, police department or court thinks they’re going to get uppity with us about this, I suspect we have enough bullets to put them down, too.”

Fucktard Turner was arrested Wednesday night in New Jersey for inciting injury to persons and will face the court today to hear the petition for extradition brought by the Connecticut Capital Police, a force much like many eastern states, charged with protecting the state capitol, state buildings and employees.

Turner was charged in the warrant with inciting injury to persons or property and will be presented in a New Jersey courthouse today for extradition to Connecticut. Clearly, the fucktard is guilty and will, no doubt, make a loving bride to hundreds of psychopathic neonazis before being stomped to death in a prison riot.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

We’ll be scanning the Courant obituaries for news of your well-deserved demise, asshole, and we’ll be at your funeral service to piss on your face.

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I wonder if “Pal” Hal will show up here again to defend himself.

@ManchuCandidate: Aaaaaaghh, my eyes, my eyes – they burn!*

*sound was fortunately off

ADD: The love-fest between Turner and Hannity apparently includes counseling that inSanity gave to Turner for “cocaine addiction and homosexuality. Hal’s gonna have some good friends in the hooosegow.

In a just world, Bill O’Reilly would be in the cell next to him.

TJ/ Barry is on tv, quoting the ” Holy Koran”. Wingnut hategasm in 3..2..

Just to preempt the crazies out there: freedom of speech doesn’t give you the freedom to order a hit. There’d be plenty of currently jailed mobsters walking the streets right now if it were so.

@Also sprach Tommmcatt: I actually caught a few minutes of Mancow* on the commute this a.m., and he very predictably was jawing about how “you don’t see Catholics flying planes into buildings, do you? Why is Obama dignifying THESE PEOPLE?” before I turned it off.

*The local FOX Sport radio affiliate slotted him in for the hour or so before Dan Patrick airs at 9am, and I still forget that when I want something other than news or punk rock in the morning.

@Nabisco:
It’s a different cultural viewpoint, something that guys like Mancow don’t get.

Sounds like Mancow needs a bit more “waterboarding.”

@ManchuCandidate: Instead of more waterboarding, it would be more appropriate to subject him to the full array of techniques in the Spanish Inquisitioners Handbook.

But don’t tell him about it beforehand because…

@Nabisco:

I wonder what happened there? Very sad indeed. Why hang yourself after surviving 70-odd years?

Speaking of TJ’s, Brand W is purging again for the sin of getting off-topic. Whatevs.

@Nabisco: Buzz around the office is that his death was of the autoerotic variety. Ouch.

@rptrcub: Long overdue. Some numnuts over there have gone beyond merely unfunny into using-w-as-a-facebook-page territory.

@Also sprach Tommmcatt: What? Last I saw Jimmy Eat Commenters said he was glad to have you back.

@Nabisco: Sounds like one of those erotic strangulation scenes gone bad. Probably in a five way with dwarf Laotian jungle boys or something and they ran when they couldn’t get the noose loosened fast enough.

Since Hannity and Turner are such good patriots bearing the torch or liberty (or fanning the flames of intolerance–to them pretty much the same thing), they deserve a Promethean fate. Strap them to a tree so hungry eaglets can feed on their livers or eyes or any other tasty body bits.

Still masturbating at 72? And the autoerotic asphyxiation, thats just too much logistics, its not worth the bother.

@Prommie:
Jerking it works for Ernest Borgnine. Not so much the asphyxiation.

@Prommie: @ManchuCandidate:

What a fine cornucopia of images are before me today! Ah, life!

@Prommie: He was in Thailand – it’s not as if he couldn’t find something to do.

@Jamie Sommers:

If you read that carefully you’ll see it is one of his humorous ban notices.

@Jesuswalksinidaho: Better to have neonazi psychopaths sever their spines and ass-rape them until their bowels are shredded and they are dying slowly of sepsis, shrieking in agony until the neonazis rip out their vocal chords. Die! Die, you freaks! Ha! Haha! Hahahahahahahahaha!

@Also sprach Tommmcatt: I saw that yesterday but was reluctant to admit I had been trollingsurfing there. Jim gave you a very passive-aggro “welcome back, cowboy” tip of the chapeau.

@FlyingChainSaw: The last story I read said he was found “in the closet…rope around his neck…and other parts” so yeah, I thought about the asphyxiation thing as well. But when you’re a well-paid actor, in your 70s and on location in Bankok, would you set that scene up in your closet?

As blog points out, there are many other distractions easily available in Thailand, most of which would be far more enjoyable ways to go out in a blaze of endorphins.

@Nabisco:

He’s a bit full of himself, I think. He’s funny, but he’s not exactly Mark Twain, particularly with that site the way it is now.

How bad is Hal Turner? Even WorldNetDaily calls him a hatemonger.

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