GOP Pervert of the Day
This story appeared last week, but given the paucity of good Republican sex scandals, I thought we should have a look.
Points for: getting caught in his house, by his wife, with children present.
Points off for: no wetsuit, straight sex, no fatalities.
Degree of difficulty: 2 (hookers at once).
Score: (Vitter Standard Scale): 3.5 diapers.