[eardrum busting scream]
“For some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror.”
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Actually, on second thought, I am going to go off the board here and select “smash fist through wall.”
Free crucifixes! Git yer free crucifixes here!
Writing his memoirs about being a casualty of the GWOT?
Look for ER’s “Victor Clemente” to star in “Born on Cinco de Mayo”
“Why officer, after carefully inspecting it, I had no idea it was loaded!”
Sounds like Gonzo’s heading towards an “accident.”
Gonzo proves absolutely the “fearsome, word-and-thought-defying banality of evil” that Hannah Arndt wrote about during the Eichmann trial. Godwin’s law notwithstanding, all that Gonzo’s above-referenced quote basically says is that he was just following orders.
Can’t we flush this guy down the memory hole yet? He puts me off lunch.
As my PoliSci professor used to say, there’s only one thing to do with a martyr: Kill him.
See ya in the Hague, dickhead.
Well, if he’s going to have the persecution complex anyway … we might as well actually persecute the fucker.
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[shot clock buzzer]
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