Caligutard Squeezes Michelle’s Ass and Displays Donkey Dick; Obama Disgusted

Ex President Bush will serve as my special liaison to Guatanamo. I hope to issue him with his own bucket to piss in soon.

Is that a donkey in your pants, Mr. Prezident, or are you glad to see the First Lady-elect?

That’s the first thing Bush has done that I would have done.

@redmanlaw: Wow, I didn’t notice the shadow. I will have to weave in something about the obscene erection that exploded from Caligutard’s pants during his attempted pawing of Michelle.

@FlyingChainSaw: Use the phrase “donkey dick”.

@redmanlaw: Would “donkey punch” be piling on?

@FlyingChainSaw:
@redmanlaw:
It looks like Bush has a thin peen and a massive ballsack.

@ManchuCandidate: It’s from Laura kicking him in the nuts all the time.

@FlyingChainSaw: I actually feel sorry for Laura, in a way, because I have a bad feeling she’s stuck with the bastard because she’s his legal guardian, and the state of Texas won’t let him be at home by himself.

@rptrcub: Oh, she’s in another planet, drugged out to near paralysis. Likely she’ll take him out with a farm implement when they get back home and retire with the Marine marching band.

@FlyingChainSaw: No 43 “Chimpy McPignuts”

Does it talk?

Reading a tribal court case called “Tribes v. Jonny Lee Stiffarm” involving carrying a concealed weapon. Seems appropriate for this thread.

@redmanlaw: She carried two 45s – and a gun.

We need to get to the real issues, like, which hairdo Talibunny will sport next.

Jessica Steele can’t wait to see what Sarah Palin does next – not with her political career, but with her hair.

“That’s something I want to talk to her about: What’s our vision for her hair?” says Steele, proprietor of the Beehive Beauty Shop and keeper of the governor’s up-do since 2002. “I can’t wait to see her and say, ‘OK, I’ve got you alone for three hours. Just relax, and how are you, really?'”

I think Princess Sparkle Pony has a new faboo politico’s ‘do to keep track of/make fun of once Condi’s out of the picture.

Hey Stinquers, I’ll be incommunicado for the most part the next three weeks but I do hope the level of invective escalates! It’s not a time to rest on laurels, there are still two months for Caligutard and his minions to finish what they started.

Fleeing to South America for the rest of the month, and I think the intertubes reach all the way down there but I won’t be hooked up nearly 24/7 like I am at home. Gonna get a good dose of the analog world, but I’ll try to send a pic or two to the next Jam.

Stay stinquey!

@Pedonator: Have a great time, and be safe, you sweet thing, you.

@Pedonator: Bon voyage!

@Pedonator: Have fun, my friend, and please check back in with us when you can!

@Pedonator: Vaya con dios.

@Pedonator: Stock up on the Cialis/Oxycontin/Happy Juice. You never know, young man, when you might meet up with a Log Cabin Republican.

dearest pedo and mr. pedo,
have a wonderful time, don’t eat anything you can’t identify, don’t drive too fast, get plenty of rest and don’t put that strap around your waist other than your seat belt! you are loved, be safe and take lots of pics!
(i’m a jewish mother, we can’t help ourselves)
are you taking pedo jr.?

@Pedonator: Drink lots of amazing Malbec for me, eat lots of grass-fed beef for me, and ogle the hot Argentinian men for me. I hope my favorite restaurant in B.A. is still open…

@Pedonator: I’m sure you’ll be taking full advantage of the opportunities for bird hunting and trout fishing.