Senator Intertubes Vows to Fight On
The Talibunny has forsaken him. The Psychogeezer says he should resign. The head of the NRSC calls his conviction a “disgrace“. Even Mitch “My Old Kentucky Homo” McConnell has had enough. But the Hulk vows to smash everything in his bid for another Senate term:
Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK) is returning to Alaska tomorrow to resume his re-election campaign, “despite being convicted of felonies that carry the potential of years in prison.” “It’s not over yet!” Stevens said yesterday. “You’ve got that right,” said his wife, Catherine Stevens.
And the best part? Ted can’t even vote for himself.
That’s a voter purge we can be proud of, my friends.
An update from The General after the jump:
The Talibunny takes over The General’s blog to explain her comments about Senator Ted:
By asking Sen. Stevens to “do the right thing,” I was inviting him to join me and my spiritual warfare advisor, Mary Glazier, in a prayer assault against the Obama-supporting witches who put free furniture in his house and made his remodeling payments disappear.
And while we’re at it, Ted, Mary, and I will also ask God to punish the Obama witches who caused poor young Levi’s man juice to shoot out his little goalie, through his jeans and onto Bristol’s shoes where it crawled up her leg to her sacred place and did a little nasty dancing with her ovum-American.
Glad she cleared that up.