
Title: “Handwriting: Printing, Grades Preschool and Up”
Author: Brighter Child
Rank: 99
Blurb: “Children will have fun learning to print!”
Review: “I expected something different, I guess, but this is just lined paper with a line of capital letters to trace at the top, and half-way down, a line of lower-cased letters to trace of the same letter. It’s not very engaging for my son.”
Customers Also Bought: “Handwriting Without Tears Block Paper”
Footnote: Although we learned to type in junior high — in a classroom filled with girls — we spent most of our adult life as a voracious consumer of pocket notebooks and pens. Until five years ago. When we bought an iPad. We don’t even write checks any more. It’s all online. At what point does handwriting become as quaint as another of our junior-high classes, taking apart and reassembling a lawnmower engine?
Handwriting: Printing [Amazon]
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He was a Bond villain ferchrissakes. Octopussy – I’m going to watch it again right now.

Title: “P is for Potty!”
Author: Sesame Street
Rank: 88
Blurb: “It’s the perfect mix of fun and learning for potty-training toddlers — especially as they practice sitting on the potty!”
Review: “Pirate Potty has a great breakdown of all the steps for going potty in a fun pirate theme”
Customers Also Bought: “Sesame Street Elmo Adventure Potty Chair”
Footnote: You have to wonder how many vagrants pee on Oscar’s trash can.
P is for Potty! [Amazon]
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Title: “Sex Checks: 60 Checks for Maintaining Balance in the Bedroom”
Author: Potter Style
Rank: 78
Blurb: “Issued by the ‘World Bank of Savings and Love’ these playful checks offer a diverse portfolio of options for the shy and adventurous alike.”
Review: “Super cute and very sturdy”
Customers Also Bought: “Star Wars Date Night Darth Vader Plush Toy”
Footnote: Modern couples prefer Touch ID.
Sex Checks [Amazon]
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Nice to get one in before he goes.

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