Did he fall and hit his head?

But to have been so completely and fundamentally wrong about so huge a disaster as what we have done to Iraq — and ourselves — is outrageous enough to prove that people like me have no business posing as wise men, and, more importantly, that The New York Times has no business continuing to provide me with a national platform.

In any case, I have made a decision: as of today, I will no longer write in this or any other newspaper. I will immediately desist from writing any more books about how it’s time for everyone to climb on board the globalization high-speed monorail to the future. I will keep my opinions to myself. (My wife suggested that I try not to even form opinions, but I think she might have another agenda.)

Sure it’s a spoof, but I can dream, can’t I?

As John McCain wanders around the country trying to find a Reverend Wright that will work, the wingnuts are freaking (and yes, one is verbatim – speculate in comments, and no peeking):

Ace of Spades – Missouri will go for McCain because negroes standing in front of Greek columns make them nervous.

American Thinker – a careful review of selected bits of scripture reveals that not only would Jesus have been for the Bush tax cuts, he would have benefitted from them.

Atlas Shrugs – my knee-jerk racism has even destroyed my relationship with those liberals over at Little Green Footballs … oh well.

You want the wingnuts? You can’t handle the wingnuts!

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Pamela “Atlas Juggs” Oshrey Geller is officially ready for a rubber room.

She has “proved” that Barack Hussein Obama’s father is …

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The right-wing blogosphere is going supernova over this.  And you know what they think it means?

He’s going to take white people’s money and give it to black people.

The Psychogeezer is circling the drain – do you suppose the wingnuts have anything to say about that? (as usual, one of these is a direct quote – speculate in comments, no peeking).

Ace of Spades – arise you orcs of the right! – if McCain is to win we must locate and out every fag in the MSM!

Althouse – although I am a nonpartisan conservative wingnut, I find myself strangely drawn … oh take me Barack!  Take me you big liberal stud!

American Thinker (Edward Lifson) – David Brooks and other elite conservatives don’t approve of McCain’s clever plan to finish off the GOP by his selection of Sarah Palin … how curious.

Ankle Biting Pundits – leave it to the Washington Post to remind everyone right before the election that the CIA likes to waterboard Pakistani cabdrivers.

Atlas Shrugs – Obama sent some Samoan to Indonesia to destroy records that I am confident will show Obama is a terrorist Muslim Islamofascistcommunityorganizerlibtard and was born in Indonesia and this will hand the election to McCain and then we can destroy Iran and Israel will be safe and … no, I did not go off my meds again.

Step into my chamber of horrors.

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Well, then.  Stanley Kurtz of the National Review has scoured the files of the Chicago Annenberg Challenge and come up with…. jack squat. Extremely tangential, at its best.  Homofascist’s wedding story, below, has more heft.  As is usually the case.  Please read his story, then mine.  Kthxbai.

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Heh indeedy:

Immigration authorities in Kenya say they will deport the American author of a highly critical book about US presidential candidate Barack Obama.

The author, Jerome Corsi, was in Kenya to launch his book which accuses Mr Obama of supporting an alleged plot to turn Kenya into an Islamic state.

Officials said that Mr Corsi did not have the right visa.

More after the jump.

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