https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xheEgW3oocA
Via Rachel herself, please enjoy one of Your Fellow Americans demonstrating how an educated populace is the cornerstone of Democracy.
What? That Tom Waits riff and suspiciously slick homespun production set off your bullshit alarm? Infidel! You probably think Is-Your-Husband-Gay ChristWire is fake, too.
We’re not sure when Utopia turned into Dystopia, but at the time of the 1964 World’s Fair, everyone was still looking forward to a Jetsons future.
Everyone including Arthur C. Clarke, who narrates this BBC Horizon programme (to be linguistically contextual) from that year. It reminds us of visiting Disneyland’s EPCOT exhibit as a kid, when Tomorrowland was still a realm of miracle and wonder, and not just the corner to dump Space Mountain and arcades. (Really: Whatever happened to the rotating theater? We loved the rotating theater!)
However bad traffic gets this holiday weekend, just remember: It could be worse. It could be China’s latest 75-mile instant trailer park.
“Something miraculous is going to happen on Saturday.” —Glenn Beck
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Not Ground Zero Not Mosque |
Algebra is a terrorist plot. |
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The N Word | Dr. Laura rumored to sign for new Showtime series. |
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Terror Babies | We still have no proof that Louie Gohmert was born on this planet. |
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Gaymageddon | Up the butt, Bob. |
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Eggs | Nature’s Perfect Recall. |
If you insist upon not being eaten by wolves when you die, or not having your coffee-can-laden ashes blown into Jeff Bridges’ face, there’s an alternative that promises to be slightly easier on land use than traditional casket dumping:
Drill, body, drill.
Stinque owes an apology to James O’Keefe. Where we dismissed him as a fucking retard with a video camera, we should have credited him as a fucking retard with a video camera who managed to snooker Drudge Jr., Fox News, and the United States Congress.
Our revised judgment comes in light of “Spencer,” a fellow fucking retard with a video camera who had the bright idea of hanging out at the Media Matters office and asking the drones how they felt about working for George Soros.
Neglecting to check beforehand whether George Soros funds Media Matters.
Which — please, if you have a heart condition, look away — he doesn’t.
Well, not directly.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
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MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?