Expect a Miracle
“Something miraculous is going to happen on Saturday.” —Glenn Beck
- Lincoln rises from his pedestal, kicks ass, takes names.
- Freak cosmic vortex swaps in crowd from 1963.
- Massive Rapture pile-up prevents bulk of crowd from reaching Heaven in time.
- Signs for the Red Line switched with the Yellow Line.
- Beck delivers a Cross of Goldline speech.
- Pandemonium erupts when shark fin spotted in Reflecting Pool.
- World’s Greatest Pie Fight breaks out.
- The Nationals beat the Cardinals.
- The Earth opens up, swallows everyone there, and we never hear from them again.
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