
Texas secession sympathizer Rick Perry may have warbled the Song of the South a decade earlier than we thought:
A 1998 voting guide published by a leading neo-Confederate group and obtained by Salon not only endorses Perry for lieutenant governor but also describes him as “a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans.” Perry’s office did not respond to a request for comment about the governor’s possible membership in the Sons of Confederate Veterans.
However, there’s a catch in the Salon story — we’re talking about two groups, only one of which was openly secessionist in 1998. And Perry didn’t join that group.
But what the heck, let’s see what the secessionist group is about:

“Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) said Friday that
“The woman who went on ‘Good Morning America,’ claiming she injected her 8-year-old daughter with Botox, now swears under oath … 


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