Paul Weyrich, of the Heritage Foundation, Free Congress Foundation, etc. died today at the age of 66.
If you can’t say anything nice, you shouldn’t say anything at all.
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How about those Blackhawks, eh?
God’s Will
Yesterday I suggested that, should the South decide again to secede, we should let them go. Somewhere, some commenter wrote that we should retain this or that piece of Kentucky in our more perfect Union because it had bourbon or bluegrass or something. And again I say, fuck no:
As an atheist and a Kentuckian, Edwin Hensley was rather put off to learn that the God he has spent decades not believing [in] had been put in charge of keeping the Bluegrass State safe from terrorism.
Turns out a stealthy legislative move by a Baptist preacher-turned-politician led to the passage of a 2006 bill requiring the state’s Office of Homeland Security to acknowledge formally that safety and security in the state “cannot be achieved apart from reliance upon almighty God.” The language in the bill only recently came to the public’s attention, leading Hensley and some like-minded Kentuckians to file a lawsuit against the state.
Quick, somebody call Chertoff and tell him Kentucky doesn’t need any more Homeland Security money.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the average Palin supporter:
A speeding truck rammed a woman’s sedan at over 100 MPH on a Texas freeway last Friday. Why? According to the Archangel Gabriel/ Michael E. Schwab, a resident of Blooming Grove, Texas, the woman “was not driving like a Christian.”
What – she wasn’t signaling in tongues?
I’m sure more than a few wingers will claim the campaign timed it.
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