Another GOP governor goes over the edge:

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And WTF is with that knife? Is he channeling Crocodile Dundee?

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Jim Gibbons, right, kisses his wife Dawn, during a news conference in Las Vegas in a pathetic attempt at exhibiting fidelity at a fucking press conference. Asshole.

The Associated Press is reporting that Nevada Gov. Jim Gibbons, famed for a Playboy Playmate pestorkorama that inspired him to divorce his wife, has escaped from the state and is somewhere in an undisclosed location, leaving the sad sack Lt. Gov. to lead Nevada to ruin while he apparently delights in the glories of the poon tang.

Interim press secretary Gail Powell said Thursday the Republican governor was out of the state, and that the Defense Department asked that details of his trip not be made public.

It’s that time of year, apparently, when Jesufascist, family-values GOP governors go pestorkabout and run wild with their mistresses.  Unlike the dog-faced doofus Mark Sanford, however, Gibbons was a legendary pussy hound, reviled by his wife as a wanton, cackling womanizer.

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Twisted Psychopath and former Office of Fuck Me Jesus hack used the Internet to sell teenagers into slavery - inspired no doubt by the GOP's inspirational Faith Based Initiatives program.

A deviant, beady-eyed Ohio-state hack and former chief of the state Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives pleaded guilty yesterday of pimping a 17-year old girl on the Internet, ending his sex life of buying desperate little kids off the streets of cities shattered by GOP kleptocratic governance and bragging about it on the Internet.

Robert McFadden, 46, pleaded guilty to two counts of compelling prostitution, for which fuckface could do up to 10 years, after prosecutors dropped five other prostitution-related charges.

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Jesus Christ:

STOCKTON (CBS13) A Stockton family says the image of Michael Jackson appeared on his tree stump the day the King of Pop died.

Like the “Virgin Grilled Mary” or “Cheesus,” the family thinks they’ve got an unusual spiritual image staring right at them from their own front yard. Felix Garcia has lived in the house for 22 years, and has never noticed the apparent image in his birch tree stump.

He might wind up bigger than Jesus.

The baby Jesus made sure I came across this gem of a website today, the Lord’s Day. I present for you, without comment, some of the more interesting answers. Peace be with you!

When the Rapture happens, God will take the Christians who have died and the Christians who are still alive and bring them up to heaven, where they will get new bodies that will be beautiful and perfect.

Unlike everyone else, Jesus never did anything wrong. He never sinned by doing bad things. He never stole anything or disobeyed his parents or said bad words or mean things.

It’s not fun to be sick, but being sick reminds you that the world has a sin problem.

The ark could have held 522 railroad box cars! So dinosaurs could have fit inside the ark.

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