It’s Flo, the Christmas Boxer! She’s coming home tomorrow.
(After a week like we the one we just had I thought we could stand to look at something that doesn’t give press conferences then flounce off into the night. And when she shits on the floor it won’t require congress to agree to the clean-up)
Pandaazzz! At the Sandy Eggo Zoo. The unwashed masses insist that Stinque Overlord Nojo make a day trip to the zoo (tax write-off, natch), to see how Butterstick 3.0 is doing. Besides, dear hamster, it will do you good to go outside for more than a cigarette and langostino burrito down the road. The fucking iPhone app will still be there waiting for you to program it when you come home.
NOJO • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? @¡Andrew!: Maybe you’ll find the SNL sketch!
¡ANDREW! • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? @jaycubed: No way am I entering that into a Google search.
JAYCUBED • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? All Hail King Tampon & Queen Consort Menorrhagia!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • More Awesome Political Pranks Declassify documents at random. Kill more CIA informants than Aldridge Ames just for shits and…
¡ANDREW! • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? @nojo: Don't forget Pizza Gaetz!
NOJO • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? @¡Andrew!: Facebook just put me in jail three days for plainly describing DeSantis’s actions.
¡ANDREW! • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? Hey Q, we found it human traffickers: it’s moRon DeathSentence and Governor Dalek.
¡ANDREW! • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? Is there really no way to defeat an obviously guilty defendant who went judge shopping until he…
¡ANDREW! • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? At least there was some good news in that Ken Starr finally croaked today. The Republinazis can…
¡ANDREW! • The Second Time as Farce I glanced at the UK news and misread the headline that their new PM is Lil’ Tuss. Figures that…