It wouldn’t be an election day without Fox News fear-mongering race-baiting expressing concern over darkies standing guard potential voter intimidation in Philly.

Not shown: White people.

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Women’s suffrage only thing keeping Obama in the game: Obama down 8 with men, up 8 with women. shar.es/74Sn9

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) August 26, 2012

Update: Okay, this is getting weird…

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Our guest columnist is Tom Head, “judge” (executive) of Lubbock County, Texas.

[Obama’s] going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the U.N., and what is going to happen when that happens?

I’m thinking the worst. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. And we’re not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we’re talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy.

Now what’s going to happen if we do that, if the public decides to do that? He’s going to send in U.N. troops. I don’t want ’em in Lubbock County. OK. So I’m going to stand in front of their armored personnel carrier and say “you’re not coming in here”.

And the sheriff, I’ve already asked him, I said “you gonna back me”, he said, “yeah, I’ll back you”. Well, I don’t want a bunch of rookies back there. I want trained, equipped, seasoned veteran officers to back me.

Lubbock Co. Judge warns of potential danger if Obama is re-elected [Fox 34 Lubbock, via TPM]

It’s funny because the United States doesn’t print three-dollar bills!

Snohomish County GOP apologizes for fake Obama bills [Seattle P-I, via Harry Shearer]

Barry’s about to choose — his mate!

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Oh pleasepleaseplease let it be — well, let it not be. Anyone else is fine.

Obama to accept nomination at football stadium [AP]