You may be saying, “nothing has the capacity to shock anymore. I’ve seen a candidate lead off a 30-second spot by declaring that she is not a witch. A candidate who suggested that chickens could be traded for basic medical care almost won an election. A guy who has been out of political office for a decade and who divorced a cancer-ridden wife is seriously angling for the Oval Office on a family-values platform. There is no more to see.”
Not so fast. Now, Campbell’s Soup, we are told, wants to destroy everything we know and love. Seriously. Campbell’s Fucking Soup.
Earlier this year, Campbell Canada introduced a line of halal-certified soups. The 15 soups comply with Islamic dietary regulations which, much like kosher regulations, prohibit certain foods and define the right way to slaughter animals. The line, which includes low fat cream of broccoli and vegetarian vegetable, was certified by the Islamic Society of North America, which has been certifying halal foods since 1988. To some people, that’s just more evidence that Sharia is coming to North America — this time, via the grocery store.
Of course, this is Canada we are talking about here. Not U.S. America, but Canada. But, as you shall see post-jump, that means nothing to anyone who loves freedom.
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