You’d think Apple introduced a new iPhone, the lines are so long to take advantage of a shooting:

The Liberty Counsel released a statement on Monday linking Nidal Malik Hasan, the alleged shooter in last week’s Fort Hood massacre, to the gay-rights movement.

“In the wake of the horrific act of Islamic domestic terrorism at Fort Hood Texas, it has been learned that militant homosexual activists recently made similar online postings to those of Nidal Malik Hasan, threatening additional acts of terrorism against Christians,” stated an email from Matt Barber, Liberty Counsel’s director of cultural affairs, as well as an associate dean at Liberty University Law School.

Said militant homosexual activists are actually commenters at Joe.My.God. And while the referenced post has been deleted, Joe warns his readers not to “post anything, even in jest, that you wouldn’t mind saying in a signed letter to your local newspaper.”

Here, of course, all Swiftian vituperation is welcome. We’re not a target yet.

Conservative group links gay-rights movement to Islamic terrorism [Raw Story]

Peter LaBarbera: The Liberty Counsel Has Called The FBI Over JMG Commenters [Joe.My.God.]

“Gay” Activists Mull “Organized Terrorism” Against Christians [Americans for Truth about Homosexuality]

Stinque.com has sighted a piece of fruit in the beer being sucked down by Cambridge Cop James Crowley at the White House during his photo op with President Obama, Professor Gates and VP Joe Biden, likely making him persona non grata amongst all real Cambridge cops who drink Black Label, warm, in tall cans, to chase down juice glasses of Jameson’s served neat.

The fruit evidence was revealed in this news reel:

[ Flash video not available. ]

Sgt. Crowley, without his uniform, nursing his fruit-adorned beer appeared subdued, passively sitting while crazy old man and Harvard University lecturer Louis Gates waved his arms and raved on and on, making no move to arrest him or Obama or the clearly shit-faced Biden.

The fruit can be clearly viewed in action between 00:12-00:17 in the video when Crowley lifts and slurps from his glass.

Real beer drinkers can view the horror on this page where the video still-shot clearly shows some kind of fruit, likely lemon or orange.

I shit you not.