During its rise to world-class news outlet Stinque has earned praise for its hard-hitting, take-no-holds investigative journalism… oh no, wait, that’s Mother Jones.
During its rise to world-class news outlet Stinque has earned praise for its in-depth think pieces heavy on substance and light on pic… oh no, wait, that’s The New York Review of Books.
During its rise to world-class news outlet Stinque has earned praise for its touching snapshots of dachshunds, many of them deceased, posted beside letters and poems written by grieving mommies and dad… oh no, wait, that’s The Dachshund Friendship Quarterly. (Warning: site not safe for eyes)
Today, however, Stinque goes where it smells with a series of stories too shocking to be carried by the LMS or even TPM: stories that will change the way you look at the world.
First up? Stinque discovers the shocking truth behind the Santorum ‘Candidacy’!

Given the Republican assault on our sexually left-leaning homosexualists the question is: How much gay is too gay? Why must they shove it down our throat? And should we allow our interior decorators to have the same civil rights as normal people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-1uFsOXWhQ
So what is the answer?

At a recent campaign stop Michele and Marcus demonstrated some favorite positions.
Frothy Mix goes global.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Gawd, you keep missing the target!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! TACO Tuesday. The demented methhead next door blinked. Delay on trade war albeit…
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)